If I got a nickle every time I said this, I would be one wealthy mama.īut I know you will eat it right after I turn away.
I can't carry you, your brother and your polar bear.' This would be true if there were 12 birthdays a year.ĥ. 'Ok, I will buy it now, but remember, this is your birthday present!' 'Hey, nice to meet you.' Sometimes, you just can't resist it. These were my exact words 5 months ago, when my 7 year old begged and begged for another sibling. 'Ok sweetie, we will try to make the baby tonight and put it in my tummy.' 'Get your spaghetti out of between your toes.and keep eating.'Ģ. Warning! If you are not a parent (or deal with little kids on a daily basis) this might be too awkward and weird.ġ. Just think of the various and hilarious (horrifying to some) situations we are in to say such things. It's not bad or good humor, it's real life, people! It's funny how things you thought you would never ever (EVER) say, now come out of your mouth so natural and it's the only logic thing to say at that moment. No matter parenting style, personality, education we all seem to say these things more or less. Oh, the funny things parents say to their kids.
